"A man, if he could understand what a woman thinks, still would not have believed"
Kozma bars
The multimillion-dollar experience of men’s communication with your sisters in the mind did not help to solve problems in understanding a rather large number of your requirements, preferences, priorities and funny (for us) oddities.
No, we are not completely stupid and even learnable, so some things we remember for ourselves over time. For example, the typical female trait is not to speak directly, but to walk around. For example, if she asks which of the two pairs of shoes is more like a dress, then your answer does not matter. The choice has already been made and everything that you say about the shoes will be completely wrong. Because you need to talk not about clothes at all, but about how wonderful she is, smart and all beautiful. A more or less intelligent husband should give the woman her decision and praise the excellent sense of taste. Although, frankly, it is very lacking, so over time we prefer to agree with everything, even without looking.
Well, okay, now I’m not talking about something global, but about fairly simple and completely non-original things. And with very simple questions that I would like to find out with your help (or, at least, ask). For our limited answers to them does not find.
Explain to me why you so often want to make love just when we absolutely do not want this? Why it is necessary to begin intimate caresses exactly at the moment when you are about to move to a new level in a toy? Or when thoughts are occupied with something completely different? And after all, God forbid, to demonstrate this unwillingness. Well, this is a mortal insult for the rest of his life - how is it that he, it turns out, does not want me? So either he doesn't love me at all, or something is wrong with him.
After all, since childhood you know very well that all men always want this! And in general, they live practically for the sake of sex, they think not at all with their heads, but ...
By the way, you really are convinced that between sexual desire and love is not just a relationship - one follows from the other. From the point of view of men - the utmost nonsense, but this is a completely separate topic.
So if the situation is reversed and you already wanted it when it is not set up, then who will be to blame? It is you again! Because, it turns out, you need only one thing from her, and in general, she has never met a more non-understanding person in her life.
Would you really have decided whether you want to want from us all the time (since “she doesn’t want” is tantamount to “she doesn’t love”), or is it still “all men are goats who only want one?”
By the way, we do not understand why you are offended when you hear statements like "all women ..." and start saying that "you cannot generalize", but at the same time, almost everything you think about men is entirely generalizing. Or do you prefer to think about yourself as an individuality, and about men as a kind of, not quite developed, herd?
And why are you so eager to remake us? And after the wedding. Before that, you are afraid to "scare off" and count on the fact that "then you will not get anywhere, will I make a person out of it"? You see who you marry. And weddings are not played in our 10-11 years, but when the man has already turned into something concrete. No, anyway, they will assume that they just somehow brought him up incorrectly. Why try to teach a peasant to the theater or something else, if he can not stand him? No, I myself love the theater, but if they had begun to drag me there to raise the cultural level, I would have hated it. We do not pull you with a football or pobuhat in the garage?
True, it must be admitted that we have our similar misconception. If you are sure before the wedding that you will be able to remake us, we also blindly believe that you will never change anything when you become wives.
The situation with your offenses is even worse. If a woman is offended, then it will be demonstrated by any available methods. And it seems that everything is more or less clear, but only for a first glance. What is your best way to show offense? Silence. And why are you silent for? Show offense? And then, when she was noticed? For punishment? Well, let's tolerate a bit, because after all we can decide that it is also better!
Any demonstrative behavior pursues some result: repentance, apologies, dusting the head with ashes. And where will it come from, if, more often than not, it is not clear why and why the boycott was announced to us? Well, if not a boycott, but deliberately offended behavior. And in fact, even if you break through this wall of ignorance and try to find out: why, where and why, then you will already hear something completely incomprehensible. Most often it turns out not what, in essence, is the case, but the fact that "to explain something to a person who does not understand his guilt does not make any sense." And at the same time, it all looks as if you had previously robbed her parents, drank everything that was in the house and slept with her friend in front of her eyes, but at the same time pretending that you do not remember anything.
And why do you think that we must understand your desires? Tell me how you can accomplish what you have no idea? And yet you are quite sure that "you all understand, only pretend."
And similar questions the sea. But I will not list them all, but I will go over trifles.
Why do women need so many shoes? And I am sure that if there was a possibility, the number of pairs of shoes would gradually approach the concept of infinity.
And why do you need so much to brag about your men to your friends? And it would be okay to stop at this, but you also complain about these same men and these same friends!
And why are you so about Mendelssohn, who will sound just for you, dream? Well, why so strive to marry, if any sensible person is clear that the tale will end the next day and turn into harsh everyday life? It is much more pleasant and more convenient to “meet” than to play the role of a decent spouse with all the consequences from day to day. And you need it?
And a completely stupid question - how can you wear pants, made specially so that they get into the ass? Is it unpleasant to feel the rope there all day?
And last but absolutely serious - why can you love us? Here, perhaps, it is better to stop, otherwise I will begin to enumerate what we don’t like in ourselves or say that it’s very difficult to understand in us.
And really! After all, there are some men's actions, preferences and requirements that you also can not understand? Only you somehow do not voice them. By the way, why don't you voice them and ask for an explanation? And if not for their half, then at least why not ask me? I undertake to conduct a survey of the familiar male population and will try to transfer all this "from the male to the universal".
